Items

Naturally Spawning Items

 * Stick - Basic crafting material and weapon, deals 2 damage.
 * Rope - Basic crafting material.
 * Leather - Basic crafting material.
 * Rock - Basic crafting material and weapon, deals 2 damage when thrown.
 * Coil - Basic crafting material.
 * Bottle - Used for crafting, obtaining souls from fallen enemies, and obtaining bottles of water.
 * Whoopee Cushion - Makes a fart sound when used. Can be used in crafting.
 * Red gun - Shoots a slow projectile dealing 8 damage. Uses up ammunition.
 * Green gun - Shoots a fast projectile dealing 4 damage. Uses up ammunition.
 * Blue gun - Shoots a projectile a 5 damage. Uses up ammunition.
 * Bread - Heals 1 HP. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Rotten Bread - Has a chance to either heal or damage the player upon consumption. Will always heal the player if the player is at 1 HP. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Bronze Coin - Adds 1 coin to the player's coin counter. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Silver Coin - Adds 2 coins to the player's coin counter. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Gold Coin - Adds 3 coins to the player's coin counter. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Platinum Coin - Adds 4 coins to the player's coin counter. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Key - Adds 1 key to the player's key counter. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Clip - Adds 8 bullets to the player's bullet counter. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Life Plant - Adds 1 heart to the player's max HP. Does not take up space in the player's inventory.
 * Chocolate Heart - Heals 2 HP. Also used as a Valentine's Event crafting item. (Currently Unobtainable)
 * Present - Turns into 1 random item from a set pool. Also used as an event crafting item.
 * Candy - Cubemas Event crafting item.
 * Iconic Letter - 2-Year Anniversary Event crafting item. (Currently Unobtainable)

Shop-Only Items

 * Map - Shows the current room number and the player's current location. Counts as a permanent upgrade and does not take up space in the player's inventory. Costs 40 coins.
 * Pouch - Increases the player's coin, bullet, and key capacity. Counts as a permanent upgrade and does not take up space in the player's inventory. Costs 80 coins.
 * Quackin cushion - Makes a quack sound when used. Can be used in crafting. Costs 50 coins.
 * Diet Soda - Heals 1 HP. Becomes an empty soda upon consumption. Costs 8 coins.
 * Chicken Leg - Heals 4 HP, can be used twice and is portable. Becomes a bone upon complete consumption. Costs 32 coins.
 * Book - Serves as a basic guide to the game. Costs 1 coin.
 * Boots - Increases walking speed. Costs 20 coins.
 * Spinel - Extremely rare and extremely expensive with no current use. Costs 8000 coins.

Miscellaneous Items

 * Gunpowder - Picked up by Bottles.
 * Lantern - Emits light. Counts as a permanent upgrade and does not take up space in the player's inventory. Found in the Old Lobby, above the tutorial.
 * Foam Finger - Emits a voice clip of Spongebob cheering when used. It can be used in crafting.
 * Red Air Horn - Emits a standard airhorn noise when used. Found by defeating the Yellow boss.
 * Blue Air Horn - Emits a pitched-up airhorn noise when used. (Currently Unobtainable)
 * Purple Air Horn - Emits a loud repeating airhorn noise when used. (Event/Donation Item)
 * Cobblestone - Swings your character's arm in a Minecraft-esque motion when used.
 * Spinner - Emits music and spins when used. It can be used in crafting. (Event/Donation Item)
 * Party Popper - Fires confetti when used. (Event/Donation Item)
 * Toy Sword - Fires a projectile that deals 7 damage. (Currently Unobtainable)
 * SCC Dagger - Deals 6 damage, with strong knockback.
 * Pistol - Fires fake bullets.
 * Noob Token - No current use. Was found in the no longer existing locked door hallway. (Currently Unobtainable, replaced by SCC Dagger)
 * Snowman Plush - Emits a squeak noise when used. (Event Item)
 * Bad Rock - Damages the player by 1 HP when used. (Event Item)
 * Magic Rock - Heals the player by 4 HP. Crafted with Rock + Bottle of Crystal Powder.
 * Alex's pie - An item given by the developer that heals max HP.

Bottled Items

 * Bottled Water - Heals 2 hp. It can be used in crafting.
 * Magic Water Bottle - Unknown. (Craftable)
 * Punch - Heals 2 hp and temporarily increases the player's speed. (Halloween Exclusive)
 * BottleR - Can be used in crafting.
 * BottleO - Can be used in crafting.
 * BottleY - Can be used in crafting.
 * BottleG- Can be used in crafting.
 * BottleB - Can be used in crafting.
 * BottleP - Can be used in crafting.
 * BottleC - Can be used in crafting.
 * BottleA - Can be used in crafting. (Craftable)
 * Bottle Of Gunpowder - Can be used in crafting.
 * Bottle Of Crystal Powder - Can be used in crafting. (Craftable)
 * Cubemas Spirit - Obtainable in Cubemas. To obtain kill any boss or get it in a Present.

Trivia

 * There used to an item called the "Crystal wand" that was crafted by combining the pure wand and a crystal. It was removed for being a broken version of the Crystal blaster.
 * The Magic Rock is basically a reskin of the tester item "Super Rock" that healed max HP and had inf uses. Due to the Magic Rock being added the Super Rock was changed to Lime Green.